ILLUMINATI RELOADED

1. "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig."- Proverb
2. "Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."- Proverb
3. "The only stupid question is the question you don't ask."- Unknown
4. "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."- George Bernard Shaw
5. "You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty."- Sacha Guitry
6. "Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained byincompetence."- Napoleon Bonaparte
7. "Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it onlyguarantees equality of opportunity."- Irving Kristol
8. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."- Napoleon Bonaparte
9. "It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."- William Gibbs McAdoo
10. "The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them."- Albert Einstein
11. "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins toresemble a nail."- Abraham Maslow
12. "I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody."- Bill Cosby
13. "We ought to be more focused on enemies without than preoccupied withfinding them within."- Alan Wolfe
14. "If you want to build a ship, don't herd people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea."- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
15. "If everything is under control, you are going too slow."- Mario Andretti
16. "Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with yourhands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choosethem as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny."- Carl Schurz
17. "Happiness is good health and a bad memory."- Ingrid Bergman
18. "The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."- Kin Hubbard
19. "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."- Dereke Bruce
20. "Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."- Mark Twain
21. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
22. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian